Knowing the British police/intelligence agencies, I'd probably get at least questioned for answering this, even if it was an obvious joke. So I'd like to make it clear that I don't condone terrorism and blowing thing things up. Except for balloons. I don't think you need a loicense to blow up a party balloon (yet). And I'd like to also make it clear that by blow up, I mean to inflate.

I don’t think I’d choose to have explosions/explosives be my calling card/MO if I were a terrorist. It doesn’t sound very sophisticated or leave much room for creativity. I need my own niche. Too many terrorists already do that.

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Someone's inbox bc I'd finally have a well-known career and that'd make me a catch

A suicide clinic. It should help teach the evil doctors a lesson or two that death is not the answer to temporary problems. Also, suicidal people might pull themselves from the rut they're in now that there isn't some convenient clinic to go off themselves at.

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I think answering this might mean I'm never allowed at airports again lol

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First name the amount of explosives I have for this.

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