Why should someone hire you?
I can hold in my farts for several hours.
I’m creative and also a perfectionist who would not turn in a half assed project. I can also do things very quickly once I get into the groove of things. What’s the job?
I’m honest and have a very good work ethic. I’m open-minded and enjoy learning how to do new things. I aim to please.
I'm cheap and easy
Because I'm cute
Because I am awesome. Tell me why should I work for you?
If they have to ask me that , they shouldn't hire me.
Enough experience with computers and internet to not fall in an online scam, and my unrivaled Math Skills™
Because I need money to live?
Because I commit and I always try my best to do a good job
They shouldn't, I'd be an awful employee for the short time before they fire me.
Good timing, I'm preparing for an interview tomorrow.
Because if you don't, I'll ask my Uncle Seamus to mess with your car
Yes, why? I never offered to be hired.
I do my photography for free, so there is no price tag for my love.