Daniel · 9 answers · 4y

In which ways are you not ideal?

I have some chronic immune-related conditions, I'm unwell, I'm unfit, I'm unfair_

don't forget "lazy", the most serious offence of them all!

I'm kinda short, I'm hairy, I have a bit of a stomach, I'm bald, I'm getting old, I'm too insecure, I'm socially inept, I'm emotionally and sexually numb, I'm a hoarder, I'm lazy, I'm judgmental (but working on that), etc.

I can get jealous a lot. Sometimes offend easily, like my fricking brother in law inviting only his parents and siblings to a WhatsApp group for family news, no partners or kids. Despite the existing family group being perfectly serviceable.

Fuck you Mark. Your brother is scatty, he is just going to ask me for updates anyway

I'm vulgar, I hold grudges, people accuse me of "being snooty". I've also banged a bunch of 19-early 20yo's I met on tinder, something I begrudgingly disapproved of when my male relative did it. But he's an asshole and I'm weak willed and just lonely 😢

Hm, let's see, the list is long and we only have so much characters here for an answer. I'll put it this way: I can think 90% logical but I am only able to act accordingly with 60% ? And I do not always tell the truth and for good reasons.

Does this thing have a character limit? Haha nah really I am a paragon of humanity, look upon me and weep at your inadequacy

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