Saying "there will be no questions" after a presentation and then leaving forever

I play the “considerate” card: Well... thank you for your invitation/time/having me here/graciously hosting, but I really must be going and I’m sure you have plenty to do as well. Toodles! 👋🏼

Don't try to shake my hand or I'll die and kms in that order. Also, flushing the toilet? Not in this house. "Please and thank you"??? Um more like Bitch, please, and fk you, am I right?

I didn't step out of most of the social conventions I'm not participating in. Jesus christ just yeeted me out of them when He yeeted me out of my mama ✝🖌🎨🤸‍♀️🏌️‍♀️

being black and knowing Foghat

Silently. I do this without ado or exclamation marks.

I usually just say "later you fuckin nerds" and turn 360 degrees and walk away

Do things like go out to bars and restaurants with men! Things like text men at 11pm asking if he wants to go out for a drive in the car with me! Go visiting a man after 10pm! Alone! AND NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANY OF THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE JUST FRIENDS! The gossip-mongers have a field day when it comes to me.

Later or similar

I just get up and leave.

I’m really bad at that. I remember in college I used to have a classmate who would chat with me after class.... forever. I was too nice to cut him off and say I had to go, but I would alway try to take a step towards the direction of my car when he stopped to take a breath. He thought my constant shifting was a sign that he made me nervous because I liked him 🤦‍♀️