Bite his fingers clean off and eat them like carrots

I would be terribly angry and probably slap the person’s hand away. Better run because I’m calling the po-po. 🚨

"Ate an entire cheesecake and then cried salty tears into your hands for 10 hours straight?"

Easy. I’d say “I don’t care, but you’ll never guess what I’m about to do.” Before they answer, poke them in the eyes. Stay away from me.

I'd pass him by because who cares what he did last night...he could put their fingers right up their back entrance and smell it later. But he better stay away from me...Grosssss

I tell them if they value their life, they should back away from me.

I say, “You had the fish then.”

Omg LMAOOOOOO me too here smell my toes

is that the second example of something that happened to you recently?

I don't smell people whatever the case is, you come near me and you'll find yourself expanding to the other way ( capable arms)