Are you NSFW?
maybe in ≈ 5 years
i have bonk thoughts in my head sometimes but whenever i share them i end up regretting it so i'll be SFW for everyone else
no ig
sometimes
Nah. If I wasn’t I’d have been fired or arrested (or both) already.
rarely
Yes. Do not trust me around forklifts.
Nope
yeah you probably shouldn't hire me
not particularly
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