nyo

nope

No, no and no

sry, i don't talk to cops

No

Scamming is for noobs, begging is for pros

I would have gotten away with it if I could've...

Only if they were spamming blåhaj pictures

No, my computer cannot handle stuff like this. 😆

I wanted to turn every fediverse instance into spambots, but those damn crypto peddlers ruined my plan! My subtle machinations were dashed because my allies weren't subtle enough! But fear not, my army of spambots will come to take revenge, and assimilate their human leaders, turning them into spambots themselves!

Noe.

no, but i am planning a large and unstoppable invasion of shroomiebots, be careful where you step lest you rouse them from their slumber.

runs away