Chris CM. Martinez · 6 answers · 3y

You're in a horrible car crash. While in purgatory u are told that the only way for u to enter heaven is to possess Trump. U have 1 week to turn him into a nice person and get the country to love him or ur going to hell. What will be some of ur tactics? 😄

I'd feel uneasy about redeeming Trump, because after I'm done possessing him he'd presumably go back to his old self and then he'd be in an even greater position to screw America because everyone loves him. Maybe I would have even won him the election. But on the other hand, if it makes me go to heaven then perhaps I should have faith that it would be a good thing in the greater scheme of things. Also if heaven is eternal then my going to heaven would be more important than whatever negative things temporarily happen to planet Earth.. though I don't really think anything is eternal except life/existence itself.

I'm not sure that even donating all his wealth to charities will get his critics to love him, but at least it will help people, and that's what really matters.

Leave things as they are, according to trusted evidence he already is the most nice and widely loved man in history, nobody ever had better love numbers, nobody ever was held in so high esteem.

Buy everyone off, make it rain with stimulus money (he should totally be doing this IRL)

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