@CrustyD
Dingus · 5 answers · 2y

Are you dependable?

Depends

@oceanmachine
Ｏｃｅａｎ Ｍａｃｈｉｎｅ · 2y

Deplorable*

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y

Yes. That is, when I'm not sleepy

@fizzyarthur
Arthur · 2y

I'm German. When I promise to be there at 10 o'clock a.m. , I'm there between 9:55 and 10:05 a.m. Also when I threaten you to shave a highway through your fluff when you smuggle raisins between my oats, expect to awake bald!

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 2y

Sure, I do what I say and say what I mean and all that (unless I'm shitposting on here I guess, then all bets are off)

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 2y

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