I fart in my husband s face

Never heard of them

It totally makes a difference. Men are gross, bodily noises are gross. Women are Queens... it kind of shocking when a queen makes a monster guff.

Its rude for both

I throw a woman out of my place for it, I will give her a ride to the barn where she belongs SMH

Nah it's fine, whatever, go for it, I give bonus points for length and acoustic prowess

that is my fetish

No, these are all normal things that everyone does lol

.. I'm lucky I must not answer this since I am not a guy..haha!