Cuz I'm too shy. Also there are very few women my age I'd be interested in. (Technically I have a g/f, but we rarely talk and she lives in Norway.)

really? that doesn't sound like me

No one else needs to suffer by my hands, y'know?

Just born this way

Because I am broken and I bond with someone about once every orbit of Pluto around the sun

I don't really put myself out there IRL. Like I don't really bump into many attractive single women. And I'm picky, fairly shy and pretty cautious so I need time to figure them out a bit and pluck up the courage to ask them out.

God not helping me

Because the other world is not for me and I don't want it anymore. There is no desire inside my breast.

sigh ... I have silly and unrealistic expectations plus do not conform to those myself. Basically I want to have a relationship with a cute goddes while I play in the mud looking ugly and grumpy.

it's a self choice. U just have no time right now for anyone else🙂