I'm blind, hence the glasses :P

That I’m tired.

That I stare at my laptop's screen a lot. My eyes are often bloody red in the morning.

I have thyroid problems.

They say, "Front layer of this bitch eyes have no pigment and y'all don't say shit about it because it looks blue to your own dumbass eyes. Y'all been played."

They reveal that in many cases I need glasses to see properly. And I've been told they reveal my state of tiredness and any sort of hunger I may have.

They stare sadly up at you and blink slowly while 'Angel' by Sarah McLachlan plays

Middle eastern

Satan.