@DUST
Merida · 8 answers · 2y

What's the best way to get someone's attention?

Being naked.

@Andy
Pandy · 2y

Reminded me Michael from The Office. In one episode I think he said something like: "SEX! Now that I have your attention ... "

@arman
Arman · 2y

Fall flat on your face in front of them. (This may or may not have happened to me.)

@Penelope
Penelope · 2y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxk1BSQo8bg

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 2y

Fart in their general direction

@CloudBurst07
cLOUD · 2y

I tried to get Claire's (early 40's one) attention on Kiwi by sounding like I was after her daughter. Something tells me that wasn't one of the best ways.

@board
Karen's boyfriend · 2y

Steal their food or kiss their loved ones.

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 2y

Scream at them, idk

@fizzyarthur
Arthur · 2y

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