@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 7 answers · 3y

"I love u for your big brown eyes and your good soul!" - Will he be happy with a cow then?

A labrador would probably be easier to manage in the city. You get all the good points of cow-ownership with slightly less mess. And they’re easier to get up and down stairs.

@Penelope
Penelope · 3y

ackchyually yes i would

@nachopee
Teo · 3y

Don't drink milk

@JeffSmith
J1smith · 3y

I can only speak for myself, and I'd be fuckin ecstatic if I had a cow.

@precariousteats
nefarious yeets · 3y

How’d you know I had brown eyes though 🤔

@CrustyD
Dingus · 3y

Why not? Happiness can be in the weirdest places

@DUST
Merida · 3y

At least the cow won't leave! 😭

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 3y

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