Me parking my car at my friends home. Seagulls: Oh a toilet! Let's do a bombardment! - Me removing the stain and cursing. - Seagulls: Oh someone cleaned our toilet! Let's make it even more shitty than an hour ago! - You?
Me parking my car at my friends home. Seagulls: Oh a toilet! Let's do a bombardment! - Me removing the stain and cursing. - Seagulls: Oh someone cleaned our toilet! Let's make it even more shitty than an hour ago! - You?
I really hate it when birds in general just decide to let loose turds on your cars
Same, only there are no seagulls this far inland - once I happened to be looking out the window and watched in real-time as a bird landed and relieved himself on my sunroof ðŸ˜
The bird version of get off my lawn, instead of those darn kids acting up 😆
Birds are like that.
Yaargh! It be bad luck to kill a sea bird 🌚
Hm does that also apply to those ice cold eye dinosaurs with wings and feathers, those leftovers from dino ages? Whenever you watched seagulls you see murderous creatures, thieves, rampaging rioters and air attack experts carrying out airborne terror and any sort of violence a gang of LA gangsters would be ashamed to commit.
They obviously have to serve jury duty every year because of all the bad luck they've accumulated.
Whenever you have seen when seagulls attack Puffins you will sentence them heavily to the hardest possible punishment. Seagulls do have less mercy than crocodiles.
That happened in Cornwall. It was a double attack by two seagulls. One hit one miss and on the second attempt another hit. Missed my hair but hit the rain coat. Them and me never seems to become big friends.
It's just entropy. You need shit apparently.
Yes. I have a white car and the birds love it.
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They didn't do it to the other car. I didn't take it personal, but it was a mess to clean up and made them highly notorious in my mind.