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Kate Matsuda · 6 answers · 29d

I've been driving a motorbike and people ask me: What do you wear to look more like a woman? Me: A pair of hot shoes. What do people expect? Me driving a bike in hot lingerie? Is driving a bike so un-female?

That’s silly. How is knowing your gender while driving a motorbike helpful to anyone?

Yeah Kate your helmet should be fuchsia or mauve of course, oh and you can put a little bow and ribbon on top OMG so cute!!! 💅

Hot glue a large bow to a 36 inch wig that features a blunt bang, then hot glue the wig to your helmet. Get a helmet with a visor, hot glue false eyelashes to the visor.

Not that I'm against driving a bike in lingerie, but I don't think people understand that there's nothing unfemale with it.

In fact, driving a motorcycle just shows you're smart, since it burns less fuel than a car (I assume it's the cheap motorcycle) and therefore will make you richer over time.

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