I jacked off to perceived spirits

See! I said that that we're all sinners coming to this online confessional to talk about our past unchristian behaviors!

I was on the phone with my dad. I wanted to politely end the conversation so I told him that I had some work to do but I didn't. It's kind of disconcerting to assume that lying is petty.

P.S. This reminded of an episode of Seinfeld in which he went inside a confessional and sit on the kneeler! I'd probably do the exact same thing before I knew what kneeler was. [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYgR8-dd6SM ]

I swapped all the chocolate chips out of the chocolate chip cookies and replaced them with chocolate covered raisins. 😈

I ate too much some days ago

I did stalk the origin of your most recent avatar pic.

Someone asked me if I thought they could sing well, and I lied and said yes even though they're legit terrible.

I texted a girl a question and she didn't answer for like two days, so when she did reply did I left her on read for the same, I am super healthy and well-adjusted you guys

I bought something I don't really need, which doesn't help the environmental crisis at all. But I'm definitely enjoying it at the moment. I buy things I don't need all the time, most of them containing plastic, and I know I shouldn't. If anything is a sin then destroying the world we live in is.