He told me I wouldn’t have sex with him because I was a virgin. Reader, I shagged him.

We went on a date she told me all her trauma from the Mormon church

I've told that story here twice. In a bar a person came straight up to me and said: I've watched you. I noticed you around. You are fascinating and I want to sleep with you. Would you? No? What a pity!

"My husband is on the road until Sunday"

“I’m not with my baby mama anymore.”

Very beautiful, lovely words, conveying subtle desires in a clever way.