none.

Arman. He's really smart but also really nice, so I know he won't make me feel dumb if I ask him the same question 6 times

It's been a while when there was some turmoil going on with Sean and me and Merida and some other folks here which resulted in me proposing to Merida but to no avail. Must it be a person who is single btw? That is something notoriously hard to determine and people might find it odd at best when asked. Also there is this thing with age gap. Better turn this upside down? Who would like me as a bestie?

Business partner: Daniel (he's good at math and people like him are often underplayed in business)

Weird neighbor: inhahe (because some eccentricity is always great, plus I need some older people around)

Wife: Kate's chicken (because yes)

You and cloud would be my work besties you are the nicest people. ❤️

Either you or Kate but I can't decide whose extra lunch brought for me would be more amazing

Hard to choose! Maybe @puniko as a "work bestie". I am a lot more active on the fediverse, and some of my friends from there also use RS.

Idk, maybe Jacqueline (I forget what her current username is) because she's so pretty and so earnest - she researches people's questions and then answers them in several paragraphs.
Kate Matsuda also comes to mind - her mind is so rich and in a way that's the opposite of dry intellect. and she's pretty and fit.

Kate obviously 🌚