No

Hard for me to be petty as I don’t directly deal with other colleagues.

Nope

I wanted to quit once because they stopped buying the Sharpies with the fine tip, like B do you expect to write small letters with those fatties over there? 😛

It depends on what counts as petty. Many years ago I kept embarrassing myself over and over again with the conversations I would start with people, none of which would get me fired or written up. It hit me kind of hard one night when I was there that I was better off not showing my face around there anymore.

yeah

Yeah. I had a huge crush on a workmate.

Any time there's a minor inconvenience at work yeah

No