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Wasserpistole · 12 answers · 6y

Is god horny?

No way, no dudes would have ever been created, it woulda been like ten billion Eves

Must have been when he created some of the women on this planet.... HAWWWWTTT DAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMMM!!!!

Everything is God, and some people (and animals) are horny, therefore God is horny.

Ẃell he did create a planet of absolute horndogs, apparently in his image, so we'll leave it at that.

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