Does spray painting a manifesto on a bridge support count? Because, uh, no

I don’t think so.

In the mid-2000s, I left a comment on the Myspace page of Kerrang! magazine. I remember it was about how fans of the band Thirty Seconds to Mars were like a cult, and I was surprised to see it show up in the letters section of the magazine.

Shannon's answer also reminded me that I had a cringe poem I wrote when I was 14 published in a book of poems by schoolkids in the region.

Research paper

No

nah hopefully i do Not want people to see the weird stuff i say

No but my name appeared in a traditional newspaper once due to some math shenanigans in high school.

The caption for my pic in the senior high school yearbook may have been published. =P

Yes, A poem I wrote is officially in a book that was published and I helped a author publish some books. My name is at the beginning of them 😁

Haha, yes, they actually did it a couple of times. On Literotica. Which doesn't really qualify as a serious publishing site but so far it was fun anyway.