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@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 7 answers · 3y

Complete the sentence: "A Florida man________, there were no survivors."

Sneezed at springbreak.....

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 3y

Peeled his banana.

@CrustyD
Dingus · 3y

Farted

@CloudBurst07
cLOUD · 3y

built a nuclear reactor in his basement.

@ColorStorm
inhahe · 3y

Decided to seek the most euphoric masturbation session ever in his apartment after days of intense boredom during lock down.

@board
Karen's boyfriend · 3y

Ripped out a massive one in the air vents

@fizzyarthur
Arthur · 3y

tried painting with dynamite

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 3y

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