I try to be, but people keep remembering the time I told them I teared up because the can opener didn't work.

Depends who you ask

Of course. I had a student who very much “edified” (ahemmm… challenged) me last year who literally told me this year (to my face)… “Wait— What’s your name?” 😣 🙄

Sure I am

I know i am

No, I mean eventually someone will remember me when I die and all the shit I've been doing goes undone for three months

i forgot me...the real me. damn

Yes

As someone who has moved more that I have fingers - I'm very used to the pattern of being forgotten. So yeah, I am.

I cannot keep numbers and names in my memory. That is a long standing issue I have. Probably it's getting worse over the years.