I'd throw my hat off and start skanking

I think about the second coming all the time, because I gave birth to him. It's my cat

I’d be dancing.
I can honestly say the second coming doesn’t cross my mind very often at all. There again, neither does the first coming.

I'd try my best. And i never think about the 2nd coming unless someone makes a super good joke about it

Depending on my mood to say yes or no.

It depends where we are and who it is that’s asking. Not often.

When someone asked me for a dance I would warn them that their toes might not like it but probably would accept. Also as I am a very bad dancer it might be a short pleasure if at all. However, if it could make somebody happy, why not? I do dance because I like to, not to show off my lack of talent. :) - As for the second coming .. well Muslims and Christian alike share that vision. But I'm not often reminded of that.

It depends on how attractive they are. I might say shyly, "I don't dance." And if I did dance, I'd look like an idiot because I have no idea how to dance. Maybe a slow dance I could do. And that would be preferable, more likely to lead to something else.

I'm reminded of the second coming maybe once every few months at most. Not that I believe in it, of course.

I can't think of a context in which I wouldn't accept dancing with them. I'm not reminded of it at all.

haha that’s super cute. If I wanted to dance with them I’d say yes. If you can’t let loose and dance you’re probably not that fun.
And not very often, isn’t something I think about.