"Not to be offensive but..."

I'm not gonna lie, <lies>

'So you're saying...' at least when you use it like you understand what is being said and have completely concluded a discussion. Its fine to use if its a question (i.e. 'just so I understand what you're saying, XX?'), but if its a statement - faaaakkkk offff (unless you're actually correct).

I don't mean to be rude, but… (proceeds to say something rude).

"Do you think Jesus..."
I was in a taxi a couple of weeks ago and the driver asked, "Do you think Jesus will come back?" My heart immediately sank and I thought, "Christ, here we go..." And I was right!

No offence but :;

gulp ! gulp? See?

Local farter says:

.With the end punctuation