m o i s t u r i z e m e

"Thanks for being there."

I really hope I don't get senile.

anything between: So sad it's over ... and .. thank god it's over.

Keep my legacy

Probably nothing, seems fitting

"Please delete my browser history"

'I never wanted to accept the phrase "life's a bitch and then you die", but now I finally accept it.'

[07-03-19]

"I don't feel well."

Hopefully something witty, along the lines of Oscar Wilde: “Either those curtains go or I do.” swoons

I wish this was it.

Is this a deathbed, oh shit.