“Hey, that person peeking at your phone is super ugly 🤮 .”

When and where are we gonna get rid of the corpse? It's starting to stink!!!!

Was he still alive after you were finished with him?

If a princess wanted to marry a frog what are the odds?

Is your butthole still bleeding?🙂

Hey so I was Googling your symptoms, was the discharge clear or opaque? Thick or thin?

Do you want the stranger to be shocked or disgusted? Or shall that question simply be bad? Like: Is it ok to have a crush on my mother? Would that be ok when she is my stepmom?

Did the test came back positive? we need to talk... Please get back to me quickly

Where do we bury the body?