the f00fy one · 14 answers · 11mo
What's your favorite copypasta?
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What's your favorite copypasta?
I like the navy SEAL one and the one about anime girls with big boobs (do you know the one I'm talking about?) XD
Reddit
does anybody have the original post of this copypasta, i desperately need it : r/gaming
from a friend of mine from somewhere
I am actually an Ipad kid. Sometimes, I like to play Skibidi Dop Dop on my Ipad! Skibi Dop Yes No. i Am against the Ohio fandom! AKA Omly In Phio 😮💨😮💨 I look beautiful like NOT a gyatt and i pay my fanjm taxes to my floors ❤️
it is wildly lewd and not extremely funny without context, ask in the comments if you want to see it.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
It got deleted but one from a game I play. it goes on to say that the player is a male minor and his mother is worried sick for him because how disgusting we are. How her child has come home and said he was spaying and needed to be neutered, even going as far as saying her child is using a litter box and meowing like a cat, it went on for like 3 whole paragraphs but it was funny as shit.
My name is not fortnite GOODBYE. The way you think that is dumb. I named it FN and ? Why you hating on my name when you dont even have real battlepass??????????? I am not dating anyone either. what if youre stealing skins . anyone can be stealing skins yes even me. But I am not stealing skins what I am stealing your mom? your friends? more ppl?
This one:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I also like the akechi speech copypasta.
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