I live alone and am responsible for giant turds so it's inevitable

Ewwww no

Not in my house. But I've seen some shiiiiiit in public toilets - I just run away (never clogged it myself).

Yes, it was a nightmare. Had to mop up all the poo water that overflowed, more than once cuz their toilet sucked, and half the time I didn't even know where the mop or whatever else I needed was. It wasn't even my toilet, I rented a room there. Once I overlooked a small pool of water in a corner somewhere and got in trouble.

Yeah, very uncomfortable.

Have I!!!!!!

Yeah. Women are sometimes such idiots! They dispose their toilet items in the toilets. I then opt for the gents toilets. I've never been disappointed there. Less dirty than the Ladies facilities.