nah stick with old people if it ain't broke don't fix it

What else are sailors in port for if not to be taken advantage of? My advice, get down to the quayside bars quick as you can. And look extra fabulous.

I misread that as screaming at them. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I've read some guys successfully sold the Eiffel tower in Paris to some GIs after WW2 buy giving them postcards with a picture of it. You could try to sell them the Eiffel tower once again? Maybe that works? But the Navy might be more clever ....

Nah seduce them instead

You should say, "hey, sailor" and wink at all of them. The scam is you're about to con them out of their hearts

How?