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@fizzyarthur
Arthur · 6 answers · 10mo

There's an unusual number of US navy soldiers in the city. Should I try scamming them?

nah stick with old people if it ain't broke don't fix it

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 10mo

I misread that as screaming at them. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

@oceanmachine
Ｏｃｅａｎ Ｍａｃｈｉｎｅ · 10mo

I've read some guys successfully sold the Eiffel tower in Paris to some GIs after WW2 buy giving them postcards with a picture of it. You could try to sell them the Eiffel tower once again? Maybe that works? But the Navy might be more clever ....

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 10mo

Nah seduce them instead

@Shannon
Shan · 10mo

You should say, "hey, sailor" and wink at all of them. The scam is you're about to con them out of their hearts

@precariousteats
nefarious yeets · 10mo

How?

@LaDamaX
LaDamaX · 10mo

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