"retro" is the alias of Larry Ellison, CEO of Oracle. He's putting a spring on his company to make it make money even faster. We're all just here to make money.

retro is a cat and they are springing because it's a pun on the front of a german textbook for english speakers

ask jumpman

1) we all are retro
2) we have no choice

i think retrosprings are what they used in the model m keyboards

the spring itself is retro, and it's springing or else it wouldn't be retro

compression forces

Retro is a cat from the '80s. They are springing because they really want cat treats (afaik).

I prefer the Future for Autumn season

boing bong