My mom gave me this riddle. "Kolang kaling kolong, bolang baling bolong, kontal kantil ?" Aku jawab kenceng banget di mobil sambil teriak I was so confident.. AKU MASIH TK JADI GAK NGERTI. I mean I got the answer right but :)

pernah mau buang bungkus es yang masih ada batu esnya di semak-semak tapi malah kena badannya pakle-pakle penjual sosis, terus beliau marah marah ke aku. serius ini ga sengaja sih. terus ga lama dari kejadian itu, pas lagi lari mau ngumpet aku jatuh wkwk lututku berdarah. aku diketawain sama pakle sosisnya pakai bahasa jawa "ketulahan" sambil ketawa orangnya. saat itu aku mau nangis rasanya, sakit banget brooo. tapi aku tahan. malu abis.

when I was little I really liked dancing, so I was taken to my neighbor's house to dance without music and I was given 2000 rupiahs 😩🤏🏻 this is an embarrassing story, not funny 💢

Makan whiskas garagara ditaroh di toples nastar and warnanya lucu. 😅

diseruduk sapi pas masih sd, bukannya ditolongin malah diketawain, sampe sekarang gapernah berani ada di deket sapi

pernah jatoh dr sepeda (dibonceng) dan aku msh pegangan sm sepedanya alhasil ke seret mukaku dan bibirku jontor 🧍‍♂️

i ate a sabun colek with a paper. yummy.

Sering kejebur di comberan, anjing

Waktu itu pas TK aku rebutan tempat mainan sama temen sekolah, kebetulan dia cowo dan dia ngancem aku, krn di ancam aku tendang titid dia. Dia ngadu, nangis lapor emaknya. Emaknya ketawa² lapor ke emak ku

pernah masuk kulkas buat sembunyi terus gak bisa keluar pas masih kecil.

this is still VERY confusing up to this day. there’s a picture of me crying BADLY when i was practicing to walk? i can’t understand what made my cry that BADLY? was it the grass that stings? was it the early morning? I DON’T KNOW, it seems like i’ve been judgmental even since i was little. there’s also this picture where I STOOD UP ON MY TABLE IN CLASSROOM, it’s so… confusing. 😭 why didi i do that? plus, i had microphone in my hand, did i imagine being on stage? what makes me think like i’m the penguasa dunia? why did the other kids do NOTHING? 😭

pas tk pernah dikejar soang (angsa), pas nyampe disekolah nangis kejer saking kagetnya