the button

In a pan, fried from both sides :3

😏

I use the pan and I either scramble or cook it like a burger

First, you must build a trebuchet. Then, source only the finest ostrich egg. Next, calculate the distance, ans trajectory required to land a shot on the cook. Note their daily movements, and habits to ensure a better chance of success.

I think I would just pelt the cook with spoiled brethren whose souls had passed on

With an automatic egg launcher.

Rewind.

Throwing.