A lot of guys seem to get all excited about "big asses" I don't understand that it doesn't really do anything for me

Yes, I hear that too, many women hope for a partner who is funny. But I think the girls want a partner to tell them funny jokes for entertainment while the boys just want the girls to laugh about their jokes, which is a subtle difference .....

Like her to be brave and independent

Been thinking far too much on this question. Honestly you could have a disability and if you ticked my boxes I'd still be besotted for you. But maybe the best answer I can have, despite popular belief, I don't need a 'freak in the sheets'.

Cisness.

I don't really care about skinny girls, if a chubby girl wants to feed me waffles and tell me how handsome I am then I'm down

U WANT A BITCH TO BE BORING ?

I guess I don't need my partner to necessarily have the same interests and tastes as me. some commonality is important as with any relationship (romantic or not), but I like dating people who have different interests, work in a different field (i.e., not in STEM at all), people who might have different ways of thinking. I feel like I learn more that way

Stature. I could care less how big or short they are.