my mommy says i'm special

Bet your ass.

i don't know, what counts as special?

when you're special among other special people maybe that makes you normal?

Yes

no

I'm the immaculate one

depends on what "special" means 🥴

yes very.

define special

yes I'm very special

Yes, I am. I have a piece of paper attesting that.

Not really. I'm just a bundle of atoms that feels anxiety in a random part of the universe