A drivers license because I'm a fat loser who can't go fast in a metal box.

I'd obviously burn it to express my belief in personal responsibility. Bootstraps

Boring bills. But only because I already get everything I want

Honestly, I’d give it to charity - a food bank most probably.

I have no use for the money so stay inside bank

Nothing immediately. I guess I'd save it for when I need it.

I started a brokerage account recently, I don't wish to buy individual stonks because that's almost guaranteed to lose money. Hoping to put a couple hundred bucks on SPY and QQQ every month and just let it mature over time. So any stimulus money the government gives me will go towards that.

Necessities. That’s it.

Nothing specific. Will go into my checking account and disappear quietly when it’s time for billz n stuff

I'd flirt with the idea of buying a GeForce RTX 3090 if my PSU is powerful enough for it.

Dragon dildos

Right now I'd save it for later ... but a small percentage would be used to spoil a person I like.

Buy a better cellphone and a better bed, and spend more time on both.