Pandy · 8 answers · 2y

Who do you think wins in a bare knuckle street fight: Joe Biden vs Donald Trump?

🤔 let’s see … both old and wrinkles… BUT … one can’t even raise a glass of water to his puckered butthole lips..

Both of them and neither of them. Biden lies down to get a colonoscopy and a shufflingTrump trips over him.

Trump is too massive, Joe can't do shit with him, way too frail...probably break his arm just taking a swing

The big winner here: The Street! Biden cracks a bone while trying to make a fist, Trump gets a stroke as soon as he gets aware he cannot claim to be suffering from heel spurs.

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