I haven’t done it in a very long time.

No. My record (out of water) was one minute.

I don't have breath to begin with because I had my lungs removed and replaced with two of those miniature display sleeping bags, each filled to the top with scented tealights

Yes.Less than a min

I honestly don’t know, I used to walk around my house with a mouthful of water trying not to swallow it while ofc holding my breath 🤪 I ignored the fact that was still breathing out my nose

Nope. I don't know how to swim. Though I did go to the campus swimming pool a couple of times. I tried to learn swimming on my own in the shallow section of the pool but then one time I almost drowned myself. After that I stopped going to the pool. I think I can hold my breath for a minute? Not sure.

No but I went done on a Big woman once. 3 and a half mins is my record. 🙂

Yep.... about as well as any other asthmatic

I am not a water creature, I can move just well enough to keep myself from drowning...I'm still recovering from pneumonia so my lungs are garbage right now, I'm probably done in like 30 seconds tops

No and not for very long. I nearly drowned at a water park once.