I would feel disappointed for them since I had my thighs removed and replaced with two extra thicc rolls of Viva paper towels

Id ask her to put her feet in my lap instead

It's happened to me tbh, a crush being super touchy for no damn reason. I asked her out a week later (she said yes but nothing really became of it lmao)

This echoes in my mind https://youtu.be/y31G-oH0Iuk?t=3s as my consciousness separates from my body and I become a transdimensional space goat https://i.imgur.com/PgynGFX.gif

Idk, that would have to depend on the context of the situation. Is it the first time we've ever spoken? We're not on a date or any flirty terms at all? In either case, it'd be a surprise but an unwelcome one... It's a bit of a red flag when someone touches you intimately without being given any cues to. I'd probably shift my leg away lmao.

https://images.app.goo.gl/V4MgBpeNpc5S3uau9 :P

they're getting warmer

Die of a heart attack. My christian raised arse can't handle such frivolities.

Happened to me once.Told her its annoying.I don't need that

I'd put my hand over hers.

idk i guess it would boost my confidence because it would mean they're obviously into me and it would be hard to fail. i might try to laugh and smile too, since i'd be happy their hand's on my thigh. =) maybe i would make a move back? probably start with an arm around them.