Add a couple of noughts on and yeah

That's almost what I earn if I work +200 hours a month. I'd even french kiss you for that amount!

Come here give grandma a kiss

As long as it’s understood that it’s a business-type exchange.

What's that in real money?

Ofcourse lol

No, you are a man. Can't do it.

Pucker up!

Nah I'm a much more expensive gigolo than that, friend

Probably for free?

I would kiss a weasel on the cheek for less

no frenching tough

Sure, I'll be straight for money