Well in terms of the seven sins, it's definitely wrath and envy. They are the biggest banes of my existence.

I open my eyes and it’s all downhill from there.

I’m snarky.

With my big fat hands

naked and covered in honey

I'm an atheist lesbian. Absolutely haram.

I lie a lot because I'm a living shitpost

It starts in the mind, the rest is his story.

There is no sin. At least my gods say so.