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Daniel asked 3 days ago · 17 Answers
I liked your random fact replies. Tell me another random fact, please

20 years ago last month, a woman in Mexico with no medical experience performed a self-inflicted c-section, and both she and her baby survived. Not only that, but she did it straight hammered on the hard sauce because it was all she had to dull the pain. S

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Wasserpistole asked about 13 hours ago · 5 Answers
How often do you enjoy fruits? I just had some raspberries, that is why I ask.

Hardly ever, too busy bein fruit to eat them

Pandy asked about 10 hours ago · 9 Answers
Are you looking after yourself well at the moment?

Yeh I've been sticking the four-a-day recommended drill bits in my eye and everything. Did a little extra today and licked the inside of my sink to get those gut-healthy pro-bionicles. Gonna sprinkle some Comet powder on top of my raw milk later, just to c

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Daniel asked about 17 hours ago · 14 Answers
I am once again asking you for a random fact.

Old Spice makes a men's bodywash called "Bearglove"

B E A R G L O V E

Why not just call it Rubber Daddy?

Daniel asked about 17 hours ago · 10 Answers
Do you sometimes work on weekends?

I usually work weekends

@liz£h asked about 8 hours ago · 9 Answers
Do you ever wear a face mask in public? Do you wear it to protect yourself or others?

I don't have an actual face mask for serious business time. I have a novelty surgical mask that has a sharp-teeth-big-grin-look-this-person-has-no-friends-manga-mouth printed on it. I wore it to work for fun-fun dumb bitch time once. But now I'm wearing it

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Wasserpistole asked 19 days ago · 9 Answers
What is your favorite nut ice cream?

I'm not sure, and I know I've said this before, but I'm just not that into ice cream. The only kind of ice cream I ever really consider putting my mouth on is the kind that tastes like mouthwash

The girl of the million faces asked 7 days ago · 5 Answers
How can you concentrate when you feel so far away from yourself?

Idk because feeling far away from myself helps me focus. Like when my mind is basically just the Mindcraft dirt block loading screen, that's when I'm at the top of my game

Arman asked 1 day ago · 9 Answers
How do you usually reduce your stress levels?

I suck on some crystals and shove some sage into my armpits

Arman asked 1 day ago · 6 Answers
What makes you not want to work? How do you motivate yourself to work more?

Everything makes me not want to work. Mostly by thinking about having health insurance, and a decent place to live.

Pawesome asked 3 months ago · 6 Answers
How well do you know yourself? Are you ever confused about yourself?

I know her. Btu mna, I confuese myselv evryey teim

Wasserpistole asked 3 months ago · 11 Answers
Do you like tetris?

Yeah, but my brother used to call it tetanus when he was little. Not a big fan of tetanus, if I'm honest.

Daniel asked 1 day ago · 12 Answers
What do you not like about the english language?

I hate all of it, that's why I dunk on it by using the word janky a lot

The girl of the million faces asked 2 months ago · 9 Answers
Where would you go if you wanted your hopes and the magic back into your life?

To the time I dropped an open can of my cat's food on the floor but it landed right-side up

The girl of the million faces asked about 1 month ago · 11 Answers
What song would you dedicate to your current love or your last one?
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