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I'm very tired of people posting pictures of themselves on vacation in Florida rn because 1) P A N D E M I C. 2) it's Florida, you're not fooling anyone. I know what it's like there, it's not any fun even when there isn't a pandemic.
Leafless
Lots of stuff. Like, "What happened to wreath-making? It seems like, when I was a kid, people were always crafting their own wreaths."
Just an example
Probably the typical parts, like the armpits, back, and chest... or is that not typical? Is there something wrong with me ?
Tbh it seems like when it's hot and humid af like it is rn everything under clothes is pretty DAMP
4 or 5, I don't have very strong feelings about it one way or the other. But I guess it seems unfitting that I should have the same name as a bunch of people who would burn me at the stake. I also have a whole ass second parent with her own name, and that
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I really liked them when I was a kid, and I just ate them with mustard usually. But I don't think I've eaten a hot dog in about 12 years
Not at all, don't even look at me
My cat was on my living room floor trying to catch a large spider that was slightly too sinister in its appearance and movement to be real, and I was like o god fuck the whole time
One of the last things that happened before I fell asleep was my cat was
[...]No, there isn't any left to acquire because I took it all ⚡
Yes, I think I can tell. If you do parkour in the opposite direction a FEW times when you see me, sure. But 22 times in a row? SOmething's up
Someone's inbox bc I'd finally have a well-known career and that'd make me a catch
Anyone if they know how to follow the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizza cookbook by Peggy Paul Casella
Nah, you have to win it by putting together the nicest fall catalog of the latest trends and styles that won't break the bank
100% sure
I ate some rice with teriyaki tuna for dinner after about 7 months of a meatless diet. It wasn't something I couldn't have resisted, either, I just did it because it was so easy. But that was several hours ago, so I've probably failed since then. Because l
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No, I've always been cool. I was a very cool baby even. The first thing the doctor said when I was born was, "this is the coolest baby I've ever delivered. Literally every other baby is a loser compared to this one." And when I was a child? Yeah, I was coo
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