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Kate asked 2 days ago · 13 Answers
What do you think of food that combines spicy and sweet and sour and hot? My friend always claims: No fruit in my food! It has to be separate. You can serve me a mango salad with chopped red onion and carrots and red peppers and mint any time...

Sorry but food with any flavor at all is a sin

The girl of the million faces asked 2 days ago · 10 Answers
Saw a YT video from an American girl who lives in Spain. She said in American, when people meet for the first time is usual to talk about their profession. It's part of the introduction. Is this a real thing? Is work status that important?

That's probably generally true. I mean, People trying to "get to know me" in the early introduction stages often show very little interest in what I might do and just immediately ask me about my gENitaL status, but like people who receive a basic amount of

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The girl of the million faces asked about 1 month ago · 9 Answers
Show me your wisdom and tell me something I need to know to live life happily

There's no difference between adult Yoplait and Go-Gurt: just eat the Go-Gurt so that you don't have to wash a spoon.

The girl of the million faces asked about 1 month ago · 5 Answers
List 5 things that there would be in your Temptations' Island?

5 Suicide Booths

Wasserpistole asked 6 days ago · 7 Answers
What is your overall opinion about cloning?

Fun date idea

Wasserpistole asked 4 days ago · 9 Answers
And again some gold I just saw on twitter. "If you are over 13 and play with LEGOS you need help" What do you say?

Sounds like someone's JEALOUS that they've always sucked at LEGO-building.

The girl of the million faces asked 7 days ago · 8 Answers
If you don't remember it, did it really happen?

I don't remember being born, yet here I am being a pos

ZouBisouBisou asked 7 days ago · 12 Answers
What dead celebrity would you bring back and which living celeb would you replace them with?

Replace Woody Allen with that little kid from Poltergeist who died.

Pandy asked 7 days ago · 13 Answers
Tell me a story about yourself that sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.

I'm the creator of beloved children's author Beverly Cleary

arcanemontane asked 6 days ago · 17 Answers
Can anyone think of one redeemable quality that Donald Trump has?

He's the creator of beloved children's comic strip "Little Lulu"

Wasserpistole asked 5 months ago · 11 Answers
Elvis Presley or Michael Jackson?

Splice them, see what happens.

Daniel asked 5 months ago · 12 Answers
What are you worrying about?

I had a bad encounter yesterday and it felt like a pin in my brain all night, so I couldn't/can't sleep. And not being asleep makes me worry about other things, things that don't even matter. Like my cat threw-up twice only because he obviously had a hairb

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Pandy asked 28 days ago · 11 Answers
How was your Christmas? :)

It was just people asking me if I'd seen Joker yet

The girl of the million faces asked 9 days ago · 13 Answers
What's your curse?

I transform into a beautiful ogress at night fall and evry1 tryna get some of my ass all night long. CNt get any sleep. They're out here texting me like, "I'm very open-minded tbh"

Wasserpistole asked 8 days ago · 8 Answers
Would you like to have 2cl of Baileys on the rocks right now?

Yes, but hold all of it but the rocks, and I'd like them served to me by way of smashing my bones with them. thank you

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