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korstybai asked 2 days ago · 13 Answers
What does it take to impress you?

Not much. Today, a bee landed on my face without stinging me and I was impressed like aM i ThE qUeEn oF nAtUrE, sIs??

Kate asked 1 day ago · 7 Answers
Do you know what exponential increase means?

Lmfao imagine someone with business lady shoulder pads as big as mine NOT knowing what expostulatory incredulate means lol sad

Kate asked 1 day ago · 9 Answers
Can you dive? How long can you hold your breath?

I don't have breath to begin with because I had my lungs removed and replaced with two of those miniature display sleeping bags, each filled to the top with scented tealights

Kate asked 1 day ago · 10 Answers
Private party events are one of the main infection paths here, people do not want to avoid to party and generously spread the virus to everybody. You?

I've always felt like there was almost nothing that could make going to a party less cool. But going to a party during a pandemic is one way to make going to a party less cool than it was before. I N N O V A T I O N.

Kate asked 1 day ago · 13 Answers
Potato salad. Mayonaise or not?

I've only eaten potato salad made with mayonnaise and sour cream or mayonnaise and mustard. I don't think the bacon grease and/or oil and vinegar potato salad is really a thing in the US. I prefer no potato salad, I've never liked it, it leaves a bad taste

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ZouBisouBisou asked about 8 hours ago · 6 Answers
What's something cosmetic that you'd change about yourself?

Just my face and my body

Daniel asked 3 days ago · 17 Answers
Poorly explain what you do for a living

I find swastikas scratched into the tile above urinals and say, 'what do I do about this?" and the manager says, "idk, cover it with tape?"

Daniel asked 2 days ago · 10 Answers
At which age were you the most unlikeable? Why?

I think I've been pretty consistently unlikable since always. I was like "waaah, I hate it here !!" as soon as I came out. and tbh wow little baby, ever heard of positive thinking? If you're so unhappy, maybe try to change things instead of just screaming

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Kate asked 1 day ago · 12 Answers
Do you drink fat reduced milk? Or do you use almond milk? Or oat milk? Or any vegan milk?

I just make my own

Kate asked 1 day ago · 9 Answers
Is a squirrel cute? You know it steals eggs and young birds out of their nests and eats them? Still cute?

Usually, and yes still cute. Squirrels also plant trees, and birds live in those trees. Also, I think squirrels only eat other animals when they're desperate. People eat the shit out of other animals when they're not desperate, and I still think people are

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Kate asked 1 day ago · 7 Answers
Do you own a dog? Does it sleep with you in your bed? Why?

Yeah, and yeah, so does my cat. They also sleep on my bed when I'm gone and not in it. Why? I love them, they want to sleep in the bed, it doesn't hurt me or bother me when they're in my bed, and it does bother me to shut them out of my room or scold them

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Daniel asked 5 days ago · 11 Answers
What is awesome but not valued that much because it is avaiable all the time?

Is the answer my love and support

Daniel asked 4 days ago · 15 Answers
How often do you buy a new smartphone? What are your reasons for buying a new smartphone?

Maybe every 4.5 years, when the current one can't keep its battery charged or stops working for some other reason. Although, last time I got a new phone it was because the previous one was stolen because I forgot it at work, and couldn't get it back.

Wasserpistole asked 8 days ago · 6 Answers
Disgraced film producer Harvey Weinstein has been sentenced to 23 years in prison for rape and sexual assault. He was found guilty in a trial in New York last month, a dramatic fall from grace for one of Hollywood's most powerful figures.

That's something, I guess. With the way 2020 has been going I'm surprised he didn't just get released and run for president

ZouBisouBisou asked 7 days ago · 8 Answers
What's been your favorite sports moment? For me it was watching the 🐐 come back from a 25pt deficit in the Super Bowl the year Hitler Goodell unjustly suspended him. So satisfying.

When Air Bud headbutts that lil shit in the nards

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