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Not much. Today, a bee landed on my face without stinging me and I was impressed like aM i ThE qUeEn oF nAtUrE, sIs??
Lmfao imagine someone with business lady shoulder pads as big as mine NOT knowing what expostulatory incredulate means lol sad
I don't have breath to begin with because I had my lungs removed and replaced with two of those miniature display sleeping bags, each filled to the top with scented tealights
I've always felt like there was almost nothing that could make going to a party less cool. But going to a party during a pandemic is one way to make going to a party less cool than it was before. I N N O V A T I O N.
I've only eaten potato salad made with mayonnaise and sour cream or mayonnaise and mustard. I don't think the bacon grease and/or oil and vinegar potato salad is really a thing in the US. I prefer no potato salad, I've never liked it, it leaves a bad taste
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Just my face and my body
I find swastikas scratched into the tile above urinals and say, 'what do I do about this?" and the manager says, "idk, cover it with tape?"
I think I've been pretty consistently unlikable since always. I was like "waaah, I hate it here !!" as soon as I came out. and tbh wow little baby, ever heard of positive thinking? If you're so unhappy, maybe try to change things instead of just screaming
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I just make my own
Usually, and yes still cute. Squirrels also plant trees, and birds live in those trees. Also, I think squirrels only eat other animals when they're desperate. People eat the shit out of other animals when they're not desperate, and I still think people are
[...]Yeah, and yeah, so does my cat. They also sleep on my bed when I'm gone and not in it. Why? I love them, they want to sleep in the bed, it doesn't hurt me or bother me when they're in my bed, and it does bother me to shut them out of my room or scold them
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Is the answer my love and support
Maybe every 4.5 years, when the current one can't keep its battery charged or stops working for some other reason. Although, last time I got a new phone it was because the previous one was stolen because I forgot it at work, and couldn't get it back.
That's something, I guess. With the way 2020 has been going I'm surprised he didn't just get released and run for president
When Air Bud headbutts that lil shit in the nards
You know chess?