Sorry but food with any flavor at all is a sin

That's probably generally true. I mean, People trying to "get to know me" in the early introduction stages often show very little interest in what I might do and just immediately ask me about my gENitaL status, but like people who receive a basic amount of

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There's no difference between adult Yoplait and Go-Gurt: just eat the Go-Gurt so that you don't have to wash a spoon.

5 Suicide Booths

Fun date idea

Sounds like someone's JEALOUS that they've always sucked at LEGO-building.

I don't remember being born, yet here I am being a pos

Replace Woody Allen with that little kid from Poltergeist who died.

I'm the creator of beloved children's author Beverly Cleary

He's the creator of beloved children's comic strip "Little Lulu"

Splice them, see what happens.

I had a bad encounter yesterday and it felt like a pin in my brain all night, so I couldn't/can't sleep. And not being asleep makes me worry about other things, things that don't even matter. Like my cat threw-up twice only because he obviously had a hairb

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It was just people asking me if I'd seen Joker yet

I transform into a beautiful ogress at night fall and evry1 tryna get some of my ass all night long. CNt get any sleep. They're out here texting me like, "I'm very open-minded tbh"

Yes, but hold all of it but the rocks, and I'd like them served to me by way of smashing my bones with them. thank you