20 years ago last month, a woman in Mexico with no medical experience performed a self-inflicted c-section, and both she and her baby survived. Not only that, but she did it straight hammered on the hard sauce because it was all she had to dull the pain. S

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Hardly ever, too busy bein fruit to eat them

Yeh I've been sticking the four-a-day recommended drill bits in my eye and everything. Did a little extra today and licked the inside of my sink to get those gut-healthy pro-bionicles. Gonna sprinkle some Comet powder on top of my raw milk later, just to c

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Old Spice makes a men's bodywash called "Bearglove"

B E A R G L O V E

Why not just call it Rubber Daddy?

I usually work weekends

I don't have an actual face mask for serious business time. I have a novelty surgical mask that has a sharp-teeth-big-grin-look-this-person-has-no-friends-manga-mouth printed on it. I wore it to work for fun-fun dumb bitch time once. But now I'm wearing it

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I'm not sure, and I know I've said this before, but I'm just not that into ice cream. The only kind of ice cream I ever really consider putting my mouth on is the kind that tastes like mouthwash

Idk because feeling far away from myself helps me focus. Like when my mind is basically just the Mindcraft dirt block loading screen, that's when I'm at the top of my game

I suck on some crystals and shove some sage into my armpits

Everything makes me not want to work. Mostly by thinking about having health insurance, and a decent place to live.

I know her. Btu mna, I confuese myselv evryey teim

Yeah, but my brother used to call it tetanus when he was little. Not a big fan of tetanus, if I'm honest.

I hate all of it, that's why I dunk on it by using the word janky a lot

To the time I dropped an open can of my cat's food on the floor but it landed right-side up

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