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It blows my mind when people say their parents are married. I'm like lmfao lol, ok nerd.
Both of my parents claim I'm more like my mother. But imo? Knowing my parents never made me straighter, but I've made them gayer. So who's really the progenitor here
I'm not a tourist, I hate locations.
Sometimes, yeah. I've expressed this a few times before though. There are specific kinds of interactions that people have (and have had, for years now) with the most toxic users here that make me sigh. But to be clear, the fact that I don't pretend that do[...]
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Can't say, because I'm not even attached to places I have been. A loved one can be like, "look at this foliage in this location we're currently in, in real time" (verbatim). And I'm like, "Yawn, defibrillate my ass if you spot a rat carrying a food item bi[...]
this weekend, which was this weekend we're talking about, I landed real fked up on my ankle and mildly sprained it, but it made a very gnarly sound
Actually, the entire sky doesn't exist. I know because I asked it if it exists, and it was like, "naw" and I was like, "Ok, tight. Kind of weird, though, like, honestly? but no judgment." and that was also the day that I got solar retinitis, mom.
I encourage her to, but she's not smart enough to trick herself
The nearest Redbox, to see if it has 13 Going on 30 available on DVD, to rent or own
Do they have to be, or are they just so hot and cool that they get tired of trying to get them to MOVE BACK?
Idk, is it because it's dark here and this is how they live their lives? If you're actually happiest in a relationship, and you can get into one,[...]
She creeps up your esophagus from time to time just to say, "hi"
"I love how you'll just wear anything."