Am I getting married for the first time or the second?

renting tunneling equipment to escape...oh alright if I HAVE to, I am spending as much as humanly possible on food and booze because I live by a code, no guest of mine is ever hungry or sober unless they wanna be

I would Never get married so I'd keep the money thanks very much.

honeymoon. quality sexy time, that’s why

Rings: 200
Wedding: 1000
Honeymoon: 3000
Questionable investments: 5800

Wedding: is for free here, so $0, we already have rings another $0, let's have a party tonight and a honeymoon, let's go!

Wedding is off, I'm off to spend it down the pub!

I wouldn't spend most on the ring, because I think it's vain and selfish of women to want men to spend half a year's salary on their diamond rings. Probably the best thing to spend most of it on would the honeymoon, because that's an actual experience and you want it to be great. If I really wanted to get married and I wasn't sure she'd want to marry me, I might spend most on the proposal...but then, I've never really been that into the idea of marriage. And also, spending a lot on the proposal seems kind of entrapping. And what about the horrors if she doesn't accept.