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@BobOmbMonkey
BobOmbMonkey · 11 answers · 3mo

Someone figured out that if you actually took the traits from the "looking for a man in finance" song literally, it would only apply to two people. Which of them would you go out with?

what?

@puniko
Puniko · 3mo

idk what that song is so whichever one is a cute girl

@pyrox
Pyrox · 3mo

None because those desires aren't epicene (new word I learned).

@ColorStorm
inhahe · 3mo

and have my heart broken again? I don't think so!

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 3mo

neither i like girls :3

@rainbowpink
mana · 3mo

None

@Ken_chi
Ken · 3mo

Whichever one has the most money to inherit from when I hire a hitman on them after marriage. Then I can share it with cuties of the internet and we can build a better world

@lucidiot
~lucidiot · 3mo

finance because i can scam his ass and go to my wife and we can get a mansion and shit ❤️

@glass
iV · 3mo

You.

@f00fc7c8
the f00fy one · 3mo

Elon. LOL

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 3mo

Steve Ballmer.

@fizzyarthur
Arthur · 3mo

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