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BobOmbMonkey · 11 answers · 6mo

Someone figured out that if you actually took the traits from the "looking for a man in finance" song literally, it would only apply to two people. Which of them would you go out with?

Whichever one has the most money to inherit from when I hire a hitman on them after marriage. Then I can share it with cuties of the internet and we can build a better world

finance because i can scam his ass and go to my wife and we can get a mansion and shit ❤️

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