No chance!

If I had a family yeah, alone I'd probably just go with self-preservation if given the opportunity, don't really care about stuff

In my own house? Absolutely. Anywhere else, nope.

No, the burglar is welcome to anything except my cat. Do not burgle my cat. I will cry until the entire country is underwater, and does LeBron James really need that? His entire country underwater? I don't think so. What about Selena Gomez, what is she supposed to do, live on a submarine? That's silly, burglar. Get your shit together.

Hell no, I’m getting my kid and escaping through the back or front door

No.