Epsi · 15 answers · 4mo

If every type of muffin went to war with each other which muffin would win?

The blueberry muffin. Agent 47 uses blueberry muffins, so they must be designed to kill.

None of them. Muffins can't do anything. Except wish for death, if you go by asdfmovie.

To quote Jay Foreman: Cabinet meeting, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff asks what the Commander-in-Chief is going to do, slow zoom in on the muffin.

Why did I reference two B-list YouTubers I like in the answer to this question? Because I have no ideas of my own.

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