How about we make mustache wigs for them? 🥸

WHAT

i was born in the wrong era etc etc

Hey do what you do, but I've never been into men doing some shit to prove to other men that they've seen at least one woman naked in reality.

Also, if it was really about love and not ego, wouldn't it be armpit hair? It grows closer to her heart.

Those guys also used to get everything painted with lead paint.

"Give me a lock of your hair, darling, so I can keep it with me forever. No. I meant the other end..."

🤔 how about wearing them on your teeth, like grillz

Every day I learn something weird some people used to do. And it's a hard no in that case.

Good luck trying to find pubic hair nowadays :o

UGH NO :P

all I can think about is the lice 🤢