Kind. Good listener. That is all.

they have to be obsessed with me

Friendly, good sense of humor. Stoner preferably. They're the most chill imo😊

Just don't be a douche and share some of my interests, if you can satisfy that criteria we'd get along fine.

Be trustworthy and not a got damn liar, also a nice set of eyebrows is mandatory

I'd say we should have resonating vibes. And a bit of a brain. Humour is also a good quality I like. An understanding for irony and sarcasm. There should be a moral core. And no fanatic belief whatsoever.

Loyal, friendly, warm, brave, reliable, interested in the world, fun, likes to go out, loves food, glossy coat, wet nose...

just be empathetic and don't sell my laptop for weed money - I mean just ask me, we can google some edible recipes, fam

Just need to be thoughtful and patient with a good sense of humour. Anything else is a cherry - but I admire unique people and people who do things they find interesting .

Just raw sense of existence.

I couldn't pick a friend based on a checklist of qualities. It just has to do with their essence, and each person's essence is unique and inarticulable.