Daniel · 10 answers · 3y

Would you rather fight a chicken to death everytime you get into a car or fight an orangutan once a year with a sword?

The orangutan, since you didn't clarify I am assuming I can just spar with him with a wooden sword and become fast friends and rivals.

I rarely get into a car, so the chicken is a better option. Plus, I would get free food

wait what do I get for beating the orangutan? Sounds like a lot of effort with no payoff, bring on the chickens

Under these conditions I would resort to public transport and bycicles. Where have you got that idea? Not sure if it is pure sarcasm based on the shape of a special sort of questions we can find here quite often?

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